Have you ever watched the sun go down and you’re thinkin bout the world spinnin round?

Have you ever been high as fuck?

You’re in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself and you’re dog’s lookin at you like you need help.

Have you ever been high as fuck?

Then you feel your heart pumping really fast and you’re convinced that you’re gonna have a heart attack.

Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you’re on a chicken farm, the only problem’s that the chickens have human arms, you say “that’s fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?”

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store but you’re scared because you think they will know you’re high, so you walk around the block to buy some time.

Finally you decide to go in the store, but you’re so high you don’t know why you’re there anymore. So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there.

Walking home, your mouth is dry, should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high. Thinking bout ketchup chips, and for some reason, the game battleship.

And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games like battle ship when you’re a kid, and how when we get older we forget to play and just to enjoy ourselves.  So you say guess what i’m going to make up a game right now and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine and I’m gonna try and kill a porcupine with a baseball bat, but then you don’t know where to find a porcupine so you go on ebay and you do a search but people don’t sell porcupines on the internet and you say “you know what world you got me cornered again, i’m gonna roll another joint.”

Ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old that they weren’t crispy anymore?

Have you ever been high as fuck?